Keriangan FTW?

I know its been 1 month since I last update this stinking blog. well what to do. I was veery busy being lazy. Hahaha. It kinda boring to write those stuff I did for the past weeks. maybe sometime later Im gonna change the way I post here. Certainly not gonna post "activities" until this blog dies or I die. but for whatever sake, Im gonna post those stupid "activites" right now. haha

lets see. hurm hurm.

Aktiviti #1: Air Terjun Titi "epic fail" Kerawang

well, just like you read people. air terjun titi kerawang is the most "insert word opposite of captivating" air terjun in Malaysia. Why?


1. tempat parking takde. tempat yang boleh park kete ialah tepi jalan. dorang buat cam kasi ruang sket kat tepi jalan tu. kire bahu jalan tu jadi besar sket. garis-bawah "sket". dan ruang tu hanya ada dua. kalau dua2 spot tu dah ada kete/bas dah, babai la anda. dahla jalan macam those at cameron or genting. cam ular. makne nye sempit. kalau dah tau nak buat tourism spot ke, ape yang pihak berkenaan atau gov tak buat kasi leklok.

2. kolam (kolam ke?)nak mandi satu je dan kecik. dan merbahaya. yang belah atas punye tak kasi mandi sebab air deras dan dorang dah tulis awal2 takleh menyelam kat situ. tapi sape tegar mandi je la. haha. oh kadang2 ranting sebesar lengan tangan occasionally jatuh. pandai2 la elak. haha

3. takde tempat duduk. kalau ada flat rock ke takpelah jugak. buleh pandai2 duduk. ni sume pointy stones not mentioning slippery. you could make 2nd hole in your ass if still want to sit. dual-channel the faster. huahuahua

4. it scares the hell out of me. macam air terjun kepunyaan bunian... okay ni bukan keburukan dia kot. dah memang camtu. takleh buat ape la. haha

Its not that I badmouth the nature/environmentof the place. i just dont think its a good place to be a tourism spot. (dah air terjun tu tourism spot la kan??) anyway, we went there, ate pasta miya prepared for us, tembak here and there then balik. enough said. letak gambar sket.







Pandai2 la teka kat mane tempat mandi dia. haha

Aktiviti #2: Flag Hill!

this one is a lot nicer to tell. hm hm. we arrived there at the foot of the hill(tol ke omputih ni) at noon rasenye. then got into the cable car. and up we went. cable car sungguh panas. Im very glad Im tall. why? first I could breathe a bit fresher air since i necked my head up like those unta's. Second I didnt have to smell peoples stinking armpit. wahahaha. sian kaum pmpuan. bukan menjadi sexist(atau bak kata kawanku, genderist. hahaha) di sini. huhu

bile dah sampai atas, those with camera ape lagi. menembak macam mishingan. so nothing much happened except menangkap gambar je la. oh ada pertunjukan ular. the snake handler put ular sawa around his belly and the snake start constricting. muka dia merah like ready to meletup at anytime. but to nobody's surprise (unfortunately to me. wahaha evil) his head still attached with his torso. we move on with lunch snap some more balik. letih tapi berbaloi. mesti korang ingat kalau lagi best lagi banyak la cite. tapi makin tak bes makin banyak la aku tulis kat sini sebab leh komplen banyak2. haha






Aktiviti #3: war museum

the museum was actually the remnant of the real war back at the old days. it was a strategic point(that place) for war-defence strategy because ... i think so. haha. because it's a bit high land and faces the sea. pacak some meriams there and there you have it. so i think if there is titanic or armada or battleship cruiser or kayak or sampan approaching, they could fire at will easily. but whatever

sekali masuk kene rm20... okay aku tak ingat exact price. but around that number I think. moving on. we went to the little cunning underground tunnels, if you dont bring some sort of lights, im sure you're gonna bang your head to something. it's underground little tunnel, of course its dark. and you have to crouch too. or you gonna shred your head up against the not-smooth cement ceiling.

there are many chambers displayed there. torture chambers, fortunately its not very dark in there. so the eerie feeling its not that max. they got this chambers for the whores. and the museum people put a humansize girl patung with dark long hair. I swear at first I thought she was a human. macam btol weh. dahla orang takleh masuk chamber tu. cam pontianak kot figure dia. dahla chamber tu closed for public. tengok dari luar je la. menakutkan seyh. macam sape yang tengok lebih 10 saat memang dia follow erat sampai balik umah la. haha

of kos menangkap gambar lagi sentiasa







P/S sile tengok muka gad people!. wahahaha

Aktiviti #4: toys museum

its not that big, the premise, but it is the largest toys museum in the world. maybe the collections that count. not the size. masuk bayar rm10. and the toys are from the pixars cartoon to spiderman, to lara croft(my fav. haha) and yuna of final fantasy. hmm tu je kot. taktau nak cite ape. haha







ingat nak letak gambar lagi. tapi malas la plak. haha

Classy!

Di tag oleh syadia

using only song names from ONE ARTIST,
cleverly answer these questions.
try not to repeat a song title.
it's a lot harder than you think.

pick your artist:
Blink-182

are you male or female:
Aliens Exist

describe yourself:
Stay Together For The Kids

how do you feel about yourself:
Story Of A Lonely Guy

describe where you currently live:
The Girl Next Door

if you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Going Away To College (sakesem of kos. haha)

your favourite form of transportation:
Roller Coaster

your best friend is:
Toast & Bananas

your favourite colour is:
Red Skies

what’s the weather like:
Freak Scene

favourite time of day:
Depends

if your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Wasting Time

what is life to you:
Happy Holidays You Bastard

what is the best advice you have to give:
A New Hope

if you could change your name, what would it be:
Marlboro Man

your favorite food is:
My Pet Sally

thought for the day:
What's My Age Again?

how i would like to die:
Stockholm Syndrome

my soul’s present condition:
Just About Done

my motto:
Silent Night Sing Along

DoplohLapanHaribulanSembilan

Isnin malam itu

Situasi 1
fit bukan dalam rumah. baru kuar gi makan. aku dalam rumah. nak masak nasi goreng sebab nak sep. patu fit called

fit: hello apis
aku: hello, ha asal
fit: weh boleh tolong aku tak
aku: tak. mende
fit: abang ak nak datang antar barang tapi tak tau umah katne
aku: barang ape
fit: banyak gak ar. meja sume. ko tolong ea. abang ak kat bawah kat luar apartment. ajak dehaq sekali. barang banyak
aku: err okeh

aku: weh dehaq. fit kate abang dia nak datang bawak barang. meja ape ntah. dia tunggu kat bawah sebab taktau umah katne. nak kene amek sume2 tu
dehaq: haish. okeh2



Situasi 2
masa nak turun dalam lif. sampai2 kat level G, aku pon keluar la lif. lepas selagkah kluar, pandang kiri, (eh ni pahal dueko pegang slr neh) blur gaw2, otak sedang proses situasi tersebut. pandang ke kanan sket, (eh ni pahal ade najwa sekali plak) otak masih sedang proses situasi tersebut. patu beberape forine berpusu2 masuk dalam lif. clear sket tempat tu. patu pandang kanan, (eh nape ada nisa, erin, maryam gak kat sini) otak masih lagi lembap nak proses. patu miya muncul dari tepi dinding pegang sekotak secret recipe. okeh otak mula berfungsi sedikit cerdas sekarang. patu sape ntah cakap happy besday! aku pon mule (oooooo dammit slow tol nak tangkap)

nisa(kot): ish tak jadi nak seprais. forine tu la kaco
sape ntah: tu la pasal. hafiz muka blur gile!

ramai2 tergelak2. patu slr pon *click* berpanjangan

aku: fit, nak angkut meja??? bulu kaki ang!
fit: hahahaha
aku: patutla atan(osmet baru member dehaq)ilek je turun bawah ngan korang sekali tanpa segan2. demmit
dorang gelak



Situasi 3
pegi jalan nak ke restoran berhampiran apartment tu. lalu kat tepi kedai scary. err taktau name kedai tu patu dia nye lampu sume dim belake. so kene chop kedai scary. patu dorang yang lead kat depan terpinga2 nak masuk ke tak

aku: eh takyah ni. depan lagi. ni gelap kot

dorang pon jalan depan sket. patu lalu kedai sabila laki. sebab dia cam sabila tapi all male. kene la chop sabila laki walopon nama kedai tu ade je papar kat depan tu. erin ngan mayam mule nak masuk situ

aku: eh takyah2. ni gelap gak. pegi yang depan tu
dehaq: ttdi
aku: aah

patu gerak ke situ. bukan ape nak memilih tempat sangat. kalau dok tempat gelap nanti slr tu payah. selalu ada flash menarik perhatian orang plak kang. dah la tak pro lagi. so pegi la ttdi sebab situ cerah. lighting penting beb.



Situasi 4
mase dah sampai ttdi. patu dinner cam bese la. mase dorang2 tengah order makanan..

aku: ni cake sape beli
miya: entah

patu dehaq peek nak tengok cake ape

aku: kalau ni chocolate indulgence mesti miya beli punye. hahaha

dehaq buat muka disappointing

aku: haha sure la tu
dehaq: asal beli yang ni. mainstream kot
miya: kalau tak aku nak beli lain. cheese-something(ak tak ingat). patu yang tu takde plak. yang tinggal sume tah pape. ni je la pon yang okay sket

patu dah tak ingat dah borak pasal ape. anyway first time makan kat secret recipe aku amek Chocolate Indulgence. patu wish satu hari nak makan the whole cake tu atau makan sepuas2 nye. wish dapat gak akhirnye. biar la mainstream pon. haha. tapi takde la satu cake lahap. suku je kot. dah muak dah. patu pau mayam nye tomyam. counter terbaik. sebelom semasa selepas makan, slr2 mereka clicking sentiasa.



Situasi 5
masa nak pegi apartment balik

aku: ooo patut la miya nak balik cepat2 je tadi. (lepas abes keje amek dehaq sume, kami gi giant. aku nak beli bahan untuk nasi goreng yang nak buat tadi untuk sepatutnye dinner la)
miya: haha. nak cari kek tatau katne. tu yang nak cepat
aku: tu la. baru kol 7 je pon. nape nak rush. haha
dehaq: ko ar apis. nak beli sayur la. buat nasi goreng la. ya allah! tukar plan kot nak kasi ko turun bawah. kalau tak dah ajak ko turun makan sekali.
aku: haha. ak ngan seluar pendek nye neh. demmit. nasib baik tak buat nasi goreng lagi. tu nasi yang dah tanak tu nak buat ape
dehaq: buat nasi goreng esok pagi ar
aku: oret

patu jalan ke apartment tangkap gambar ramai2 patu balik. the end.


Aku nak ucapkan time kasih banyak2 kat dehaq ngan miya sebab plan sume ni. terharu kot. ish3. ngan fit soh angkat barang abang dia. tahi ang tol la. ngan syah gad ngan atan sebab bersekutu bersama. nak tangkap gambar fanfe la sangat. haha. ngan mayam, nisa, najwa, erin sebab datang sekali dinner same2. dmore dmerrier. maaf la aku tak dapat nak cite dengan lagi menarik. ngantuk letih loni. huhu. thanks so much sume. gambar tengok kat fesbuk fit atau mintak kat dia atau syah. samat malam!

(mapuhla kalo sv tau aku cito sumo neh tapi wikli ripot dop buat bape belah minggu doh. haha)

Cerita-cerita lagi

okeh blog ni dah lame tak basuh, dah berkarat, berabok, berkulat lagi. mase untuk apdet!

cerita pertama: XFM Xgig Penang ngan District9 muvi (gile lame dah cite neh. haha)



Beberape minggu (atau bulan) yang lalu, kami ke QEII di mana berlangsungnye Xgig. memule taktau jalan. rupenye2 dekat ngan feri. kat QEII tu takde la besar mane pon. kecik je tempat dia. datang awal so takde la nak bergado2 masuk kat entrance dia tu.

lepas tunggu untuk beberapa ketika, crowd pon dah memenuhi ruang... okeh malas nak cite, tengok gambar je la(gambar malas nak potong kasi leklok. haha)

the other side view yang ada kapal berlabuh

masa awal2 lagi. orang mula nak masuk

dah mula berisi tempat tersebut

XFM crews. haniff, dina, shac, aimee

opening by LAW. album2 mereka boleh download free kat maispes dorang. takyah cari pirate. maispesdotcomslashlawsofmusic. awesome performance

Joanna & Co. listening live terbaik

Komplot. crowd jadi gile tetibe kene sawan sume. wakakaka.

Stonebay. tak ramai orang kenal tapi masih mantap

Lovemebutch. closing terbaik. thesaurus-awesome performance. haha

Crowd gile. haha

oh pastu dorang penganjur kasi la freebies. err campak freebies. dapat baju tapii taktau cane dorang saizkan. rugi je terlompat2 gado2 cam basketball player nak capai baju dorang campak tu. demm(tak terambik pule gambar baju tu. malas kot. haha). patu dapat ape tah lagi tapi sure tak significant sebab tak ingat dah. haha. patu balik..

Dan sekarang(pada malam tu jugak) District 9



Very very shortly, I conclude from this movie: humansuck, aliens awesome(though veeery ugly). nice movie. kat cinema takde dah. download la ape lagi. the end

cerita kedua: Pegi OU masa cuti merdeka

ala (window)shopping biasa je kat OU. bukan mende spesel pon. tapi cite gak la

haritu isnin kot tak silap. kluar dengan syadia. tapi pagi tu pon ade cite gak sebelom sampai OU. ada orang tu la kan yakin bangun awal 100%. siap kata malam sebelum tu "nanti hafiz tunggu kat station Universiti. Syadia sure dah ada. jangan lewat tau" lebih kurang la. patu esok nye bila aku dah sampai nak kuar pijak kat station Universiti tu, syadia call. "Hafiz katne sekarang???". "Kat station Universiti baru sampai. Syadia kat mane?". "Syadia kat rumah lagiii. baru bangunnn. sori sori sori". so much for yakin bangun awal la kan. hahaha. patu after syadia mandi koboi+proper punye dia pon gerak. aku pon malas nak tunggu kat situ naik lrt pegi setiawangsa. ada ekon sket nak tunggu pon dari dok kat universiti cam orang aimless dan kepanasan. patu lelame sampai. patu dahla sesat nak gi OU. sejam kot! wakakaka. lepas ni takyah gune jalan baru wokeh.

pendekkan cerita, rasenye setiap kedai dalam OU tu kitorang masuk. aku pon bukan selalu datang situ. takde mende nak beli kat situ pon. anyway, everytime we went to each shop, one of us would say macam, "eh baju ni sesuai untuk ika" or "hafiz/syadia boleh imagine ika pakai ni" or "ika ada baju ni kot!". erti kata lain, if ika you read this, you're good with anything. OU tu closet ika kot. haha. pure compliment no side reason whatsoever ya. samat ari raye. haha

and later that evening bile masing2 ada yang sakit pinggang la, sakit lutut la, (cam warga emas), kami pon balik. the end

cerita ketiga: sushii king big bowl of scam!!



tak ingatla masa bila, tapi masa tu keluar dengan miya pegi queensbay mall. plan memula nak mekdi kat airport. tengok2 mcvalue dia sama harga ngan harga asal. airport = mahal sket. baru ingat nak amek 2 set. grrr. patu tros cabot nak gi mekdi kat shineshine. patu terlepas junction. demm diriku. patu nak gi mekdi sg. dua plak. situ pnoh. zzz. patu stret queensbay. patu borak2 kata alang2 sushii king la. ada big bowl of challenge. free food ni. takyah bayar. confident kaw2 leh abeskan. haha

sampai situ dah dapat duduk sume, waiter tu datang. "saya nak big bowl challenge ni" patu ape ntah waiter tu cakap "kene abeskan sume tau dik. sup2 dia sekali". ak pon "ok ok" je la. patu lame tu manager dia bawak datang huge bowl of soba. damn big weh!! ye la selalu ni kat menu tu kalau mintak okonomiyaki ke, gambar besar, reality kecik ketot je. ingatkan same la camni. tengok2 tak. syett. besar gile sampai masa dia letak kat meja stret pk "sure aku tak lepas abeskan ni. babai rm39.90". patu dia letak timer saiko kat sebelah. as soon gigit soba dia start time mamat manager tu. makan selaju mungkin tapi last2 tak abes gak. dalam 60% je abes. bukannye ak full lagi pon. kaw2 muak soba tu. rase same je. kalau ada masam sket ke manis ke patu takpe la gak. patu terpaksala bayar tapi dapat diskaun 10%. lepas 10 minit challenge tu ak makan je sushii. miya plak order soba camtu jugak. tapi sejuk punye. soba no more after this. haha. walopon kami dua memang makan mengalahkan antu, tapi big bowl tadi tak terabes. biala. tapi seperti biasa la kalau aku pegi sushii king. nitsume dorang sure tros abes sebotol. takde spare2 dah. patu miya curik chopsticks sampai tinggal sparo je dalam container tu dari full. wakakaka. nice one miya (walopon tu trip sushii king yang lain kan. huhu). tapi kamu sume dialu-alukan la kalau nak cuba. bukan selalu kan. haha. tapi sure aku ngan miya takkan dah. the end

besar bak neh!

cerita keempat: Instant backcrupt!!

okay, sehari sebelum raye(sabtu lepas), ak pergi pertama. selangor photographer. and I bought myself a dslr nikon D5k.
Price: almost 3k
bende yang dapat: D5000 kit(body, lens, strap, bag), tripod, lcd protector, UV filter, special filter(yang cam macro tu), lens hood, tah ape lagi tu je yang ingat skang ni

so far quite satisfied, cuma diri sendiri yang masih noob lagi with the settings and all. lelame okay la ni. dan pasni no more camera cap ayam. haha. hmm itu je kot. the end

I wonder how much this costs. sebijik kancil? but I guess you need to have those biceps first la kan

cerita terakhir: Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

Buat mereka yang sudah berpuasa penuh(atau tak. haha) pada bulan ramadhan yang lepas, aku ucapkan tahniah dan Selamat menyambut Aidilfitri dan ampun zahir batin sangat2 diatas kesilapan diriku yang serba kekurangan vitamin C neh. huhu. marilah kita bergembira walaupon cuti sudah hampir tamat dan kerja nak mula balik. grr. okay penat dah ni sampai sini je lah. the end

Damn nampak gemok

exskulmate

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

Perihal nyamuk

Isnin, Merdeka Day
okay the next post i should be writing is about xgig. tapi tu postpone kendian.
Now is 4.14am. I am supposed to be asleep right now. sahur at 5.15am. but because of the tiny little bastard blood-suckers, now, takleh tido dah.

now i'm at home kj (oh yeah!). got back here on last friday. sampai rumah macam 8.20+pm. bertolak kol 1.30pm dan pijak kaki ke jalan kota raya yang polluted tu kol 7pm. sejam kot jem masuk kl. (patu sampai pinat tweet2 kata dari kj ke penang 3.30 jam je. gile laju!) so normal stuff happened la. buka di rumah, terawih di rumah, dan lain lain. tapi balik penang hari selase. woot woot. tiket hari isnin abes dah. oh well..

anyway

1st night: tido dengan nyenyak tanpa gangguan langsung

2nd night: the mosquitoes in the room greet me. i could still handle with it

tonight: with the shiltox allllmost finish, i sprayed it all away in the room before gone tido until the can completely empty. then tido... after few hours.. terbangun.. perhaps the shiltox only made the nyamuk gone high for a few hours only. because after that, they were all gone fiesta on my exposed skin. really i dun mind they bite me. but nak giget pon elok2 la wei. sakit sampai terbangun pe cer. i swear if i caught any im gonna freakin bite them back. rasakan! grrr. the problem is, i put the table fan yang medium-small sized tu full blast on my face and i wrap myself with the thick comforter. how the heck they still can holdstill and suck at my face&tengkok. dasar drakula tol. another thing tak pasal2 dalam comforter ada gak. pengsan dalam comforter awal2 tadi ke. dem tol.

Cerita-cerita

(Tarikh sebenar: Sabtu pagi 15/08/09)

This is gonna be a long post. (hopefully not. haha)

Its been a while since I conteng2 something in here. so for starter I'm putting this illustration which I found it rofl-able about H1N1 (taken from a random blog I went sometime ago)



So for the past few weekends few things happened. After the Bon odori festival, the next day which was Sunday, we went to taiping. We arrived there sometime in the evening and lepak at the tasek. some of us wanted to kayak (akulah. haha) but there was no kayak there. instead they got this swan boat which looked like a big swan wooden boat (dahtu takkan la bentuk cimpanzi pulak) and you have to pedal it to make it move. but since taiping being the wettest area in Malaysia (tol ke ayat tu? jalan je lah) so it rained tetibe. not as heavy la but enough to make us idled. so when the rain starting to stop we went back to kete and headed off to zoo taiping.

tarikh itu tidak benar.sekian

The price for the ticket was rm13(kot). but since nisa from taiping, we got discount. so we only had to pay rm8. next time if you go there, first find somebody, stranger ke doesn't matter. then ask where they are from. if from taiping let them buy ticket for you. cheaper. After went in, we saw animals lah ape lagi. takkan astronots pulak. haha. let the pictures below speak. maaf camera cap ayam je.

perlu tengok kandang kosong dengan penoh tekun ke. haha

After done with the zoo we went to nisa's house for solat and dinner. we had laksa, mee goreng and kuey teow goreng (thanks nisa' mom. hehe). then we headed back to penang and that week was over. in several hours monday would come and it sucked. haha.

The next saturday was Bukit Mertajam's story. after subuh we went to mayam's house. gathered there first then went to BM. panjat bukit! it wasn't really climbing or hiking, it was just walking up the hill (err slope?) on top of the hill ada pencawang ke ape ntah. jadi ada jalan tar la untuk kete maintenance naik atas situ. dan itulah jalan kami gunakan. ak sampai puncak agak lambat siket. pancit awal. haha. ye la dah la tak exercise ke jogging ke ape sebelum tu. tak pasal2 nak kene naik bukit. badan ni ngan lemak banyak plak tu. beban lebih. tu yang lambat. bukan nye mandom ke ape. bukan same sekali. (hahaha)

one of the resting points

another resting point

kelihatan seeko berok sedang bertenggek. wakakaka

weh fit dah2 ar tu gayot. haha

semasa di puncak. from left: mayam's mom, marini, mayam, mirza, maryani, aku, nisa, fitri, syah dan razan

It was kindof disappointing after reached the puncak because no great view from up there. hanya ada pokok2 di tepi jalan di sekeliling pencawang. dahla takde orang jual cendol sejuk + pulut kat atas tu. abc ke. if got, that would make the taste 100 times better la for sure. haha

So after went back down we rendam our feet in the nearby sungai. (sungai ea camtu?)

razan pk ape tu sorang diri. hehe

We went for lunch after that and done for that week. i got souvenir in a form of ibu jari kanan melecet agak besar and butt muscle-ache. Awesome!

The next weekends I'm just gonna write here briefly lah. penat dah. haha.

Went balik kampung at kepala batas on friday evening. thanks mayam hantarkan. jumpe family dan luckily sume ada. liat tu nak jumpe sampai sume orang ada. haha. (the next day mereka baru sampai). and got kenduri also there. best. and on sunday evening balik penang semula

The next few weekends nothing much happened. lupa dah. just stay in the apartment je kot. sekali sekala tak kuar apa salahnye. save bajet sket.


And now this week. yesterday went to ipoh amek kereta razan yang dah bape lame kene hold sebab repair accident dulu. but we think the viva still got problem la. masa tekan brake rase cam enjin depan nak luruh je. clutch tak grip well kene camne. sure next week pegi hantar workshop balik. anyway went to utp for solat then penang we headed off to. sampai penang straight queensbaymall and watched the taking of pelham 123 pukul 11.55pm. the movie was awesome. since when denzel washington has let anybody down. john travolta plak tu.

And today, Xgig at QE2 at 2pm and movie district 9 after that. and i'd like to thank you so much for reading this. haha